Thursday, January 17, 2008

Thing #18 - Google Docs

NEW YEAR'S EVE 1852

Picture this:

It is New Year's Eve 1852 and an ancestor sits at his desk by candlelight. He dips his quill pen in ink and begins to write his ten New Year's resolutions:

1. No man is truly well-educated unless he learns to spell his name at least three different ways within the same document. I resolve to give the appearance of being exremely will educated in the coming year.

2. I resolve to se to it that all of my children will have the same names that my ancestors have used for six generations in a row.

3. My age is no one's business but my own. I hereby resolve to never list the same age or birth year twice on any document.

4. I resolve to have each of my children baptized in a different church--either in a different faith or in a different parish. Every third child will not be baptized at all or will be baptized by an itinerant minister who keeps no records.

5. I resolve to move to a new town, new country, or new state at least once every 10 years--just before those pesky enumerators come around asking silly questions.

6. I will make every attempt to reside in counties and towns where no vital records are maintained or where the courthouse burns down every few years.

7. I resolve to join an obscure religious cult that does not believe in record keeping or participating in military service.

8. When the tax collectyor comes to my door, I'll loan him my pen, which has been dipped in rapidly fading blue ink.

9. I resolve that if my beloved Mary should die, I will marry another Mary.

10. I resolve not to make a Will. Who needs to spend money on a lawyer?

Does this sound like a resolution many of our ancestors made?


I needed to type this document up and submit it to Bill Patterson to publish in the Friends Newsletter, so I decided to do it on Google Docs. It worked perfectly.

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